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88 lines
3.1 KiB
CoffeeScript
88 lines
3.1 KiB
CoffeeScript
cluster = require 'cluster'
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numCPUs = require('os').cpus().length
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deaths = [
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'Killed by a soldier ant.'
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'Ascended.'
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'Killed by an invisible gnome lord.'
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'Died of starvation.'
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'Petrified by a cockatrice corpse.'
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'Poisoned by a rotted kobold corpse.'
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'Fell into a pit.'
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'Killed by brainlessness.'
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'Slipped while mounting a saddled pony called Rainbow Dash.'
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'Killed by a scroll of genocide.'
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'Choked on a tin of spinach.'
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'Killed by the wrath of Anhur.'
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'Killed by a jackal, while fainted from lack of food.'
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'Drowned in a pool of water by an electric eel.'
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'Killed by falling downstairs.'
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'Killed by an ape, while helpless.'
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'Burned by a tower of flame.'
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'Killed by Ms. Sipaliwini, the shopkeeper.'
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'Fell onto a sink.'
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'Killed by a killer bee, while praying.'
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'Crushed to death by a collapsing drawbridge.'
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'Crunched in the head by an iron ball.'
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'Killed by exhaustion.'
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'Caught itself in its own magical blast.'
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'Shot itself with a death ray.'
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'Killed by genocidal confusion.'
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'Killed by touching Excalibur.'
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'Killed by a hallucinogen-distorted dwarf.'
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'Dissolved in molten lava.'
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'Turned to slime by a green slime.'
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'Killed by sipping boiling water.'
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'A trickery.'
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'Escaped (in celestial disgrace)'
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'Killed by kicking a sink.'
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'Killed by a kitten called Steve, while sleeping.'
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'Went to heaven prematurely.'
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'Teleported out of the dungeon and fell to its death.'
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'Panic.'
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'Killed by a minotaur, while dressing up.'
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'Petrified by trying to help a cockatrice out of a pit.'
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'Killed by a luckstone.'
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'Killed by a panther, while taking off clothes.'
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'Killed by a watch captain called The Nymphmaster.'
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'Killed by a black pudding, while jumping around.'
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'Killed by a hallucinogen-distorted white unicorn, while praying.'
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'Choked on a slice of birthday cake.'
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'Killed by a long worm, while reading a book.'
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'Killed by a giant beetle, while vomiting.'
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'Killed by an invisible master mind flayer, while unconscious from rotten food.'
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'Burned by burning.'
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'Killed by an air elemental, while hiding from thunderstorm (with the Amulet).'
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'Killed by wedging into a narrow crevice.'
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'Killed by a carnivorous bag.'
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'Killed by axing a hard object.'
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'Killed by an iron ball collision.'
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'Killed by an alchemic blast.'
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'Killed by dangerous winds.'
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'Killed by psychic blast.'
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'Committed suicide.'
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'Squished under a boulder.'
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'Killed by colliding with the ceiling.'
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'Killed by sitting on an iron spike.'
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"Quit while already on Charon's boat."
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'Fell into a chasm.'
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'Turned to slime by a cockatrice egg.'
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]
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if cluster.isMaster
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for i in [0...numCPUs]
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cluster.fork()
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cluster.on 'exit', (worker, code, signal) ->
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message = "Worker #{worker.id} died! #{deaths[Math.floor Math.random() * deaths.length]}"
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console.log message
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try
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slack = require './server/slack'
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slack.sendSlackMessage(message, ['tower'], {papertrail: true})
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catch error
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console.log "Couldn't send Slack message on server death:", error
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cluster.fork()
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else
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require('coffee-script')
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require('coffee-script/register')
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server = require('./server')
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server.startServer()
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